Friday night Tiki Bar official Opening...

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Pizzanooo

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Been a long week boys, had enough of the Boss, wife, kids, girlfriend, ect....
Time to unwind and share a few with the buds....
Hoist that beverage I say, and tell it like it is those who appreciate art on the wrist...

A few funnies to start it off...

What's the difference between your wife and your job.
After 5 years your job still sucks.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
 

WingNut

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Been a long week boys, had enough of the Boss, wife, kids, girlfriend, ect....
Time to unwind and share a few with the buds....
Hoist that beverage I say, and tell it like it is those who appreciate art on the wrist...

A few funnies to start it off...

What's the difference between your wife and your job.
After 5 years your job still sucks.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Well...this the kind of shit I expected....LOL

Keep it coming...but keep it current...LOL
 
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Pizzanooo

Pizzanooo

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A few funnies...

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

How do you make a Blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear

What are the worst six years in a Blonde's life?
Fifth Grade

One is one too many.
One more is never enough.
 
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Pizzanooo

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Ah... another Friday nite.... A special event tonight with a nod to almost a national holiday...420
Your special hosts for tonight are non other than the Ambassadors of green.



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And a few funnies..

How do you get a stoner out of a tree.
Wave...

How do you hide pot from a stoner...
Put it in his work boots.

Whats the difference between politicians and stoners..
Politicians don't inhale, they just suck.
 
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Pizzanooo

Pizzanooo

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Nice to see you here, man.

The Alibi. Portland's own. Still tacky, still the best.

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Been there man, got 80'6d after a wild night some years back.. either before or after the acropolis. can't quite remember which order...
Flip side nice to see another old school guy here too, still a few of us around..