long awaited - What Would Dan Do? Thread

[jeane123]

Ever needed just a little advice? should I get this watch? should I date that girl? what is this rash? .... @TheWatchGuy (Dan) is here for you.
Anything and everything his advice is as solid as the Darwin awards, and sure to give us all a chuckle or two.

 

[WatchGuy]

 

[bangsters]

Hahahah!! This made my day!!

 

[jeane123]

Dan, I have a hot date tonight.... do I go with my Big Bang, or a simpler Fusion? Hahaha
@TheWatchGuy

 

[WatchGuy]

Dan, I have a hot date tonight.... do I go with my Big Bang, or a simpler Fusion? Hahaha
@TheWatchGuy

Hublot? Bruh... do you not like this guy or what?

 

[NotoriousRLX]

Hublot? Bruh... do you not like this guy or what?

Pretty sure thats a chick Dan. And she seems like shes walking so....

 

[BackwoodsJon]

Lmao. Love it

 

[jeane123]

Dan, I read today that a healthy person should drink at least 8 glasses of water per day.... can I substitute water with vodka? it looks the same but I know how you feel about the nectar of the communists?

 

[WatchGuy]

Dan, I read today that a healthy person should drink at least 8 glasses of water per day.... can I substitute water with vodka? it looks the same but I know how you feel about the nectar of the communists?

 

[tommy_boy]

Dan,

My wife said, "It's watches or me. You decide."


I'm really gonna miss her. How do I find a women who loves watches?

 

[WatchGuy]

Dan,

My wife said, "It's watches or me. You decide."


I'm really gonna miss her. How do I find a women who loves watches?

This is a tough one.

Typically, go to a club, wear a blinged out anything, and you will find many women that love your watch.

The hard part is keeping them once they see you live in a studio apartment and have pizzabox furniture.

 

[LarryZek]

Almighty Dan
Is it safe to visit North Korea if I pretend I am from Canadia?

 

[PACCBET]

Almighty Dan
Is it safe to visit North Korea if I pretend I am from Canadia?

Uh... I want to know too. I mean my friend wants to know

 

[JackJ1980]

If I have a GMT with a skipping hour hand, do
I sent it to you? Haha

 

[PlanetZoom]

Dan, why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[WatchGuy]

Got some catching up to do

Almighty Dan
Is it safe to visit North Korea if I pretend I am from Canadia?

No. They will see you are terrible at hockey and execute immediately.

If I have a GMT with a skipping hour hand, do
I sent it to you? Haha

If you do, i will send it straight to the trash

Dan, why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Cause Webster was drunk while writing his dictionary.

 

[JackJ1980]

Dan - if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

 

[PlanetZoom]

Dan, let's say you wake up one night because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

 

[WatchGuy]

Dan - if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Dan, let's say you wake up one night because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Depends on if they are hot mummies like the latest terrible mummy movie, or not as hot like the early mummy movies.

 

[JackJ1980]

Dan - who has the best sub?