Relax Enjoy your watches and don't become this

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Timnic54

NWBIG
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Jan 16, 2018
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Relax; Dont become this




In the back of every new rep wearers mind lives "Paranoid rep wearer" Keep him buried!

Paranoid rep wearer thinks everyone can see his watch is fake from 500 meters. He sees people laughing across the street and he knows why.

His worst fear is that when someone asks him the time his watch will be 10 minutes out,an instant tell.

He stands on his own at parties imagining the conversations going on around him, convincing himself that the groups of people who haven't even noticed him, never mind his rep are saying " Fxck man look at that sad little Fxcker in the corner with the damp pxss stains down his trouser leg and the fake Rolex on his wrist, showing the wrong time. Man I can hear the rotor spinning from here"
As his paranoia takes over his behavior becomes more and more strange and geeky. Like a downward spiral of diminishing self esteem, his confidence drains, all that is left is for him to run, again.
He goes home to his slightly trendy but inexpensive studio
He spends the next three hours looking at Rep Vs Fake photos of all his reps, slowly rebuilding his confidence, raising the height for his next big fall.

Relax No one looks at your watches Rep or Gen
 

PlanetZoom

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Jan 20, 2018
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CONUS
Relax; Dont become this




In the back of every new rep wearers mind lives "Paranoid rep wearer" Keep him buried!

Paranoid rep wearer thinks everyone can see his watch is fake from 500 meters. He sees people laughing across the street and he knows why.

His worst fear is that when someone asks him the time his watch will be 10 minutes out,an instant tell.

He stands on his own at parties imagining the conversations going on around him, convincing himself that the groups of people who haven't even noticed him, never mind his rep are saying " Fxck man look at that sad little Fxcker in the corner with the damp pxss stains down his trouser leg and the fake Rolex on his wrist, showing the wrong time. Man I can hear the rotor spinning from here"
As his paranoia takes over his behavior becomes more and more strange and geeky. Like a downward spiral of diminishing self esteem, his confidence drains, all that is left is for him to run, again.
He goes home to his slightly trendy but inexpensive studio
He spends the next three hours looking at Rep Vs Fake photos of all his reps, slowly rebuilding his confidence, raising the height for his next big fall.

Relax No one looks at your watches Rep or Gen
For sure! The reason for this hobby is to have fun, not to instill fear and stress.
 

ChefZorba

Hobo 115
Jan 20, 2018
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Southern California
Or that feeling when your in line at the store and you fear someone behind you is going to say “noob v/7” under their breathe 🤣🤣

Enjoy the watches!!


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Timnic54

Timnic54

NWBIG
Horologist
Jan 16, 2018
1,117
1,747
163
Bangkok
Or when you walk past a AD wearing your Rep and you just know they have special rep detecting radar and can zap you from 100 m
 
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Watches2Play

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Dec 27, 2017
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So good... I like the part about the damp piss stains! Lol :ROFLMAO:

And yes... don’t be that guy, no one in the real world that is more 6” from your watch can tell, not do they care.